I don’t know about anybody else but every time there is a new photo of Taylor Swift leaving the gym in New York, I automatically look for her security team. It is like a game of Wheres Wally, but instead of looking for a guy in glasses and red and white stripes, there are four guys to look out for.
The older baldy guy usually in a check shirt.
The younger baldy guy usually in sunglasses
The guy who is always frowning
And the most elusive, the guy with the beard and tattoos
Just take a look for yourself.
See how many you can spot?
And how infrequently they change their clothes.
They are so busy watching Swiftys back they ain’t got no time to put on a clean shirt.
Who needs friends when you have a security team
The guy on the right isn’t one of the team, obvs.
That ain’t no creepy lurker that is check shirt guy, he is paid to be there.
Anyone else think beard guy looks a bit like a werewolf? Just me?
Check shirt guy is always around when you need him.